via- Directly in response to “
8 Types and Shapes of P£,nises and How they Can Satisfy You”,
readers were eager to know if women also have types and shapes and so
we went scooping and asking men who have been there and done that and
the response we got were interesting. We were able to gather 19 types of
v@,gina and how to handle them.
And so the men out there who are
yet to set out on this adventure, it’s good to know the types of
v@,ginas you may come across on your adventurous journey and so without
much ado, here are 20 types of v@,ginas you will come across and how to
handle them.
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NUMBER 1
THE LOOSE V@,GINA
This
v@,gina is simply put… loose. A loose v@,gina feels like it’s slid 12
babies out of it in the last couple of years. Being in a woman should
feel like a jacuzzi bath for your c,ock, but instead, it feels like
driving your car through a carwash, when those flappy curtains soap up
your sedan. It’s not doing much, barely putting any pressure on your
p£,nis, and you can just keep going… and going… and going… and going.
Your girl probably has some idea that her v@,gina is really loose, so
maybe spare her self esteem and don’t mention it to her. Just… do the
best you can, and maybe get out of there. Literally. Continue
reading......
NUMBER 2
THE TOO-TIGHT VIRGIN V@,GINA
This
is the opposite of #1. Some girls are crazy tight and it’s just
impossible to last. I mean, this v@,gina is made by nature to squeeze
man juice out of you, and with every stroke, you feel like your kids’
faces are becoming more and more defined before your eyes. You switch up
positions, and start to wonder how much longer you can last, as this
v@,gina massages every inch of your d,ick into sweet, sweet ecstasy of
release. Continue reading......
NUMBER 3
THE DECEPTIVE TINY V@GINA
Maybe you’re having s,ex with a small girl – you know, a skinny 5-foot
bubble of happiness, and off come the underwear, and you’re wondering
how your average-sized sausage is ever going to fit in there. But then
you go down on her, and she starts getting wet. And then wetter. And
then, by some miracle magic trick, inch by inch, you’re fully inside
her. Sometimes, deceptively tiny vaginas can accommodate you, but are
really snug, making them #2s, but sometimes they’re also pretty loose,
making you question laws of physics. How can something so tiny feel so…
loose? There’s no way to tell how a Deceptively Tiny V@,gina will feel
until you’re in it. Continue reading......
NUMBER 4
THE FAT-LIP V@GINA
These
can actually be fun; watching those meat curtains wrap around your hard
man-member is both titillating and mesmerizing. Often, this kind of
v@,gina is only visually unique, but makes little difference during the
actual s,ex.
Simply put, you’ve got plumper lips than the rest.
They are so pert that they practically scream for attention. And,
they’re just so darn kissable.
Luckily, guys agree. Fat lips are a
crowd pleaser amongst the male population. Sources tell us that they
are the softest of the bunch, very inviting and easier to find for
penetration. Not to mention, it makes the men excited for some lip on
lip action if you know what I mean.
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NUMBER 5
THE MOMONE V@,GINA
I
think there’s a thing going around where some girls don’t wash their
v@,ginas, or they don’t wash them all the way, or I don’t even know.
There is no excuse for a v@,gina that makes you go Eew!!. NONE.
How
to handle it? No need going in there anyway and unless you want to
smell like fish all the days of your life. Continue reading......
NUMBER 6
THE TOO-DRY V@GINA
Although
most v@,ginas in the world lubricate themselves just fine, you’ll
sometimes come across one that just dries up on you. Sometimes it’s your
fault – what are you doing down there? But, sometimes that’s just how
it naturally is. Too-Dry V@,ginas can be a lot of work, because you have
to keep reapplying lube, and it’s harder to concentrate and get into
the right mindset for orgasm. Every girl feels a little different about
her v@,gina, but I always feel weird when dealing with one that’s too
dry, like I’m not really sure what to do with it. Should I spit on it?
Do I just wait for it to… lubricate? The ball is in your court.
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NUMBER 7
THE PERFECT V@,GINA
This
is rare. Really rare, and it’s hands-down the most common kind of
v@,gina. You see it at first, and you think to yourself – well, this is
just another whatever v@,gina, but then you slide yourself in, and OH MY
GOD, it’s just the right texture and tightness! Just goes to show you –
don’t judge the girl by her outer labia. What matters is how it all
feels when the guy feels when s*nsually thrusting inside you, and how
you can adjust for your shortcomings.
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NUMBER 8
THE BONE HEAD V@,GINA
Chances
are if you’re on the petite or skinny end of the spectrum, you may have
one of these. The Bone Head is more narrow and bonier than most
v@,ginas. The exciting part about it is that it allows for a tighter fit
that ensures a sensational s*xual experience.
The snug fit makes
for great s*x and stimulation. Although the Bone Head often times leads
to great s,*x, it can be a little uncomfortable when a sensitive body
apart is conjoined with a boney one. Continue reading.......
NUMBER 9
THE RAZOR BUMP V@GINA
You
are so into making sure everything is clean shaven, prim and proper,
and the s,exiest of the pack, but sometimes you run into a few mishaps.
This v@,gina looks like, she’s still experimenting with the best
Gillette model and the new razor with five blades caused a surprising
amount of irritation.
Guys definitely notice when a woman puts a
great deal of work into keeping her vagina perfectly tamed. Ingrown
hairs are not uncommon but fortunately, there are ways to avoid them.
Guys!!
Be careful when handling this one, because you might end up with holes
in your abdomen or even if not, you will be scratching all day long like
a dog who just got infected with fleas. There’s no way you can explain
that to anyone to understand. Continue reading......
NUMBER 10
THE ACCESSORY V@,GINA
Your v@,gina loves to accessorize with lots of extra loose and flabby skin in the surrounding area.
The
common misconception is that this type of v@,gina seems like its old,
run down, tired or just got off a major diet. Fortunately, men really
don’t mind the extra skin so don’t be afraid to embrace it. Continue
reading......
NUMBER 11
THE JUNGLE FEVER V@GINA
You’ve got a thing for comfort and relaxation and your v@,gina shows it. Shaving down there really isn’t a priority to you.
For
the most part, guys don’t normally have an issue with an unshaven
v@,gina so don’t feel obligated to start a new shaving regimen. Just
keep in mind that finding pleasure island can get difficult while hiking
through the jungle.
Guys! You need to be extra careful with this
one, because you might end up getting lost in the jungle. You may be
b,anging the forest thinking you’re in the hole. As they say, “beating
around the bush”. Continue reading......
NUMBER 12
THE PEEPING TOM V@,GINA
You
definitely know how to work the room, but you’re not exactly the life
of the party. You’ve got that c,litoris that is out just enough to give
the perfect tease.
A perky clit makes for the perfect plaything
for the male species. Plus, they love the bigger orgasms girls seem to
get with these. It makes them feel like they did their job just right.
So just master how to handle this “holy molly” and you’ll just be fine.
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NUMBER 13
INTERSTATE HIGHWAY V@,GINA
When
they built this v@gina it was like a dream to drive on the freshly
paved asphalt, but overdevelopment of the surrounding areas has led to
intolerable sprawl.
The easiest way to handle it is just drive through…lol!!! Continue reading......
NUMBER 14
THE TERMINATOR V@,GINA
The
clitoris has a formidable exoskeleton that will swallow up your d,ick
if you don’t disable the chip first. If you’re not brave enough, you
might think you just met your “co-equal”.
You don’t need to battle
with the majora and minora to get to the clit, it will be standing at
the door even before the door opens. It’s always ready for action and
like the Fantis will say, “I don’t fear huuuu!!!” is what it will be
trying to tell you. Continue reading......
NUMBER 15
DEPARTMENT STORE V@,GINA
It looked great when you tried it on in the fitting room, but at home it looks a little off. Maybe it’s one size too small?
This
v@,gina appears all puffed up but when you get it home, it will
surprise you. It fits once and makes a U-turn. Continue reading......
NUMBER 16
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE V@,GINA
The
v@,gina got out of line so the man had to slap it around, leading to a
swollen, tender appearance. Simply put, it appears as if it has been on
the road many times, with all the majora and minora popping out.
One look and you might think all the meat in there is about to fall out.
How to handle it? Simple!!! Just gather courage and run through… Continue reading......
NUMBER 17
LOSSE NECKLINE V@,GINA
Ever
washed the neckline of your T-Shirt for so long the neckline starts
becoming crooked and stretching out of proportion? That is a perfect
description for this type of v@,gina. The majora and the minora seems to
have gone through a wear and tear situation, looking wriggly and
wobbly.
These are the kinds you can easily come across at the red light district or simple…Circle.
Want to still handle it? Goodluck and God be with you. Continue reading......
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UMBER 18
ROSE FLOWER V@,GINA
Must
I still describe this type of V@,gina? Anyway, just get yourself a rose
flower and you will get a vivid description of this type of v@,gina.
There
are only two lips on the v@,gina, the majora and the minora, but this
is the only v@,gina that appears to have multiples of them. I sometimes
refer to it as the v@,gina with petals.
Gentlemen, don’t be scared
when you meet one, they are very embracing and comfortable, giving you
maximum satisfaction. Just like a rose flower, handle them with care
before the petals starts falling off, who knows, anything can happen.
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NUMBER 19
THE “BAMBAALA” V@,GINA
Don’t
start freaking out yet, but take note this is the type of v@,gina that
seems like a swimming pool, it’s Biiiiiigggggg!!! Just like Music Music.
You
don’t need to even spread them cheeks to get in, the way is already
opened, all you need to do is stick it in. The entrance seems to be
always opened. You can peep through and see all the way to the womb.
It’s the kind of v@,gina you see and it’s like it shouted, “Ooohhh!!!”
and it got stuck. If you want to understand me, just stand in front of a
mirror and shout, “Ooooohhhh!!!” and hold your mouth right there…that’s
it.
It’s common among p, 0rn stars but not far from ‘chrife’ girls too.
How to handle it? You can’t, just try your best to survive…halleluyah!!!
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