via- When
we say, you’ve got a boner, it does not mean there are bones in the
male member, it simply means you’re erect. The point is, the p£,nis does
not have any bone in it, it’s full of muscles and veins. Due to this,
it can take a lot of shapes depending on how you trap it in your pants
or what happened during circumcision.
If you’re a lady who has
been laid more times, then you might have come across a lot of different
types and shapes of p£,nises and each one has a unique way of
satisfying you. If you master this, then you will know the kind of
position to go for during s,ex, to get maximum satisfaction.
You
must know that not all p£,nises comes in straight, in fact I can say no
p£,nis is really straight, they all come in different shapes and types
and no matter how straight you might think a p£,nis is, a critical look
will show you it’s slightly crooked.
You must also know that, some
are deformities that are formed due to bad circumcision or diseases but
no matter how a p£,nis is shaped, you can still get the satisfaction
that you need if you know how to position yourself.
This list will
provide you with the types and shapes of p£,nises and how to handle
them to get that maximum satisfaction that you need and just in case you
lying by one as you’re reading this, this is an opportunity to learn
how to handle it. But! note that it is not guaranteed. Not all can
really satisfy you though. So here is your menu, make an order…
Continue reading........
NUMBER 1
BANANA SHAPE
The
name for this shape is obvious. This kind of p£,nis is shaped just like
a banana, they usually bend downward when erect. Now ladies, you need
to be careful with this one, they are very deceptive, because when they
are erected, it appears small due to the bending nature but when it gets
in there, you could be surprised at the length it can go. So be very
careful if you want to go doggy on this one, because you might not walk
home properly.
The best position for this kind of penis is the
missionary position. Due to it’s bending nature and the angle the
clitoris is located, it will surely be rubbing against your sweet bud
throughout the thrusting. It also has the tendency of hitting the G-Spot
due to it’s bending nature.
Woman on top is also another position that best suits this type of p£,nis.
Continue reading........
NUMBER 2
HAMMER SHAPE
Ladies,
in your life time, you might come across a p£,nis shaped like a hammer,
don’t laugh, it really exists. With this type of p£,nis, the head of
the p£,nis is big while the shaft is small, giving it that kind of
hammer-like look. You can still find a banana shaped p£,nis with a
hammer shaped p£,nis or other shapes which also have a hammer shape.
Hammer
shaped p£,nis are good at every position because you can feel the head
touching all the insides of your inner walls, the only disadvantage is
that, you might not get that clitoral stimulation during intercourse due
to the size of the shaft, but it can surely hit that G-spot.
Deep
penetrations are not good for hammer shaped p£,nises, shallow
penetrations are the best since the G-spot is not that far and due to
the shape of the head, it can easily rub against the G-spot. Continue
reading........
NUMBER 3
THE C SHAPE
This
type of p£,nis is shaped like the letter C bending to the right when
erect. Usually some men develop this kind of shape due to a disease
known as Peronei's disease. Others get it from accidents, while with
some men it’s because of how they hide their boner in their pants,
bending it to the right. If you recollect above, I stated the p£,nis
does not have a bone in it and so the direction you give to it is the
angle it will grow to.
C shaped p£,nises are not all that
satisfying but when it comes to the spooning position, you will love it.
Just in case you don’t know what the spooning position is, it’s when
the man penetrates from behind while they both lie side ways on the bed.
The saddle position is also good for the C shaped p£,nis. In the saddle
position, the man sits on a chair or sofa, while the woman sits on it
side ways.
Some women might find it weird but what you need to
know is that, when the p£,nis enters the v@,gina, usually because
there’s no bones in it, the v@,gina is able to correct some of these
shapes, thereby straightening it. Continue reading........
NUMBER 4
THE S SHAPE
If
you thought the ‘C’ shaped p£,nis was weird then wait till you hear
about the ‘S’ shaped. This type of p£,nis is shaped like the letter ‘S’,
bending to the right and then to the left and to the right again. Women
who have ever come across this type of p£,nis usually write it off as
it will be unable to perform but surprisingly they do perform.
The
‘S’ shaped p£,nis is not all that satisfying but they are good at
giving you that tingling effect and it also depends on the man. Some men
are good at using what they have, if you come across one of them, then
that’s lucky for you.
It’s also because of an accident, a circumcision gone wrong or bad habit of storing the member. Continue reading........
NUMBER 5
SOUR SOAP TYPE
This
type of p£,nis is what we will simply term as a “Fat P£,nis”, it’s
usually short, measuring about 4 to 5 inches in length but very wide and
big in width. The width sometimes measures between 4 to 6 inches
depending on the man and during intercourse, it feels like when you have
your mouth full with water. It’s the kind of p£,nis that enters you and
you feel like you’re in the labour theater about to give birth.
Any
position is good for this kind of p£,nis, so far as you have a wide
opening and it definitely will give you that satisfaction because it
will fill every nook and cranny of your v@,gina, scraping all your inner
walls. If you don’t lubricate much during s£,x, then I won’t advice you
to attempt this kind of p£,nis but if you still want to be adventurous,
you can go for a lubricant, they are available in pharmacy shops.
Continue reading........
NUMBER 6
THE MUSHROOM
The
mushroom shaped penis is slightly similar to the hammer shaped p£,nis,
the only difference is the mushroom shaped p£,nis are usually small in
size and also the head is more like an umbrella, just as a mushroom is
shaped.
The best position for this kind of penis is the doggy
style because usually they don’t hurt that much and in the doggy
position, they give you much satisfaction because during thrusting, the
head will be rubbing against your clitoris giving you that sweet
sensation you always crave for. Continue reading........
NUMBER 7
THE PENCIL TYPE
This
type of p£,nis is the type that appears to be very straight but needs a
closer look to ascertain it’s straightness but at a distance they
appear very straight and slim. Sometimes it’s difficult to separate the
head from the shaft, it all appears to be on the same level.
Usually
they are long and penetration from this kind of p£,nis can hit the
cervix directly causing pain for some women, just like poking someone’s
eye with a pencil.
If you’re a woman with a wide opening, it’s
advisable to avoid this kind of p£,nis because it can hardly give you
that kind of satisfaction but the position to go for with this type is
the woman on top. This gives you the opportunity to control distance it
can travel but if you are carried away by the excitement and end up
poking places it’s not suppose to, that will be your own headache.
Doggy style is a no! no! for this type but spooning is okay with it. Continue reading........
NUMBER 8
CARROT SHAPE
The
carrot shaped is one of the most loved p£,nis by women, due to the
gradual satisfaction it provides as the heat gets on. This type of
p£,nis has a smaller head with a bigger shaft. The shaft is rather
bigger than the head. Unlike the hammer and mushroom head, you don’t
feel it during penetration but as it goes deeper, you begin to feel it
occupying all the inner walls.
Deep penetration is good for this
type of p£,nis and so it’s good to go for doggy with this type, if you
ever come across one. Missionary also works perfect with is type of
p£,nis. Aside that, it’s also okay with all types of positions too, but
the most satisfying are the earlier mentioned ones.
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Wednesday, April 22, 2015
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